I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation)
I don’t think I could keep a straight face if this happened to me
Ron doesn’t want the D… he needs the D
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
(Source: hit-an-alltimelow)